We all love to watch TV. It's one of the things that we enjoy most - but actually watching TV gives us about the same enjoyment level as sitting in a darkened room staring at the wall. Oh sure, sometimes there's a really interesting documentary about the Appollo Missions or Hitler, but most of the time its ads or trailers or the News or a stupid cartoon.

The thing about watching TV is that it is so easy. It requires no effort from us - and gives us no real reward. after watching TV for 3 hours, all you have is 3 hours less to live. And now you want to buy a 4 by 4, a new razor and a half naked woman.

So, if you want to be miserable, watch more TV. Try watching as much TV as you can, time yourself and see if you can break your record. Don't try too hard though or you might start to get a feeling of achievement and self worth!

If you want to be happier, try watching a little less TV and go out and do something less boring instead.