Misery is not an easy state to achieve, it takes hard work and commitment, but if you have what it takes, we can guide you along the road to true misery. The path starts here, grasp the handle and walk through!

There will be times when happiness seems like a tempting alternative, do not be swayed from the true path of Misery! Turn that smile upside-down and grump your way through another day!

And don't forget to share your misery with others by bitching and moaning about as much as possible at all times.

Or, if you are sick of misery and want to be happy, don't take any of the advice here and look at www.makeeverybodyhappy.org